Risley Ramblings

A tragic accident occured last evening in the Settler's Crossing addition. A Mr. F.T. Snowman was crossing the street and ended up being run over, likely multiple times by neighborhood hooligans. Unfortunately the accident had no witnesses but occurred sometime between 7:03 and 8:23pm. This morning, all that remains are moist spots where his innards were repeatedly dashed to the cold, hard pavement.

For many this is a slap in the face to the members of P.E.T.S. Here this innocent snowman's life was cut tragically short and in such a brutal way. Witnesses on the scene said he was moving slowly across the street and had reached the middle, for some reasons deciding to stay there. Many cars and large trucks veered to avoid the 14" high figure while onlookers stood anxiously by.

What caused him to attempt the road crossing, we may never know.